Tips, Tricks, And Common Sense

Tips, Tricks, And Common Sense

Before the recession, I approached business differently, I was an artist of love, I was a courtesan, a temple whore to the great mother. Now with the recession, I can no longer deluded myself into thinking I am an artist or any such nonsense, I am a hooker and time is money. I need to get him in and out that door as quickly as possible with a smile on his face, because I have double booked. With the amount of TW in the business now, I need to maximize the customer base. Which means double booking and delay tactics. I have a series of off the cuff excuses to explain most tardiness for why someone has to wait 20 minutes extra. Anything from the landlord showed up unexpectedly, to the hot water is being fixed, to some times actually telling them the truth, that I am running over time.

One trick of the trade to get them in and out quickly is to not leave them alone to take a shower. Why you ask, what better way to last an entire half hour or more than cracking one off in the shower to take off the edge? Thus driving the poor WG nuts in an attempt to make anything happen. If after 15mins I see that the deed isn’t going to happen, I will do one of several things. Change positions, start to play with my toys and offer the opportunity for him to watch and play with himself. I mean for the love of god, my bloody arm is getting tired, and I am prone to tendonitis. This takes the pressure off me, and places the responsibility of him doing the deed, and redirecting things to a different scene that will hopefully get his porn riddled mind working. Or I will insert a vibrating toy up the nether regions(his). This can have one of two effects. Both desirable. The vibration will help get the prostate going and he will come, or the shock of having an object up the bum will prompt him to clinch and come. Which ever is the reason, as long as he gets there. Brilliant.

But before even getting to this point, you have to set the mood. Setting the mood, this can take may forms, for me it involves having my boudoir arranged in a fashion that allows me to control all aspects of the encounter from beginning to end. First rule of working girl boudoir decor, do no leave ANYTHING laying around that you may want later on. What I mean by this, is the clients will nick things. They will steal you knickers, they will steal your sex toys, they will steal your perfume, your lube and they will steal your condoms. So, if you want to have this item later on, remove it from your working room, or have enough extras to not miss a few things.

Lighting is necessary. No candles! Sorry, I know they set the mood, but trust me, the idiot client will in his nervousness end up doing something completely stupid, like knocking them over, or setting his coat on fire( explain that to the wife!). I use fake candles and lots of air freshener. Lots of dark colored linen stocked by the bed and small bottles of water. Warmed baby oil/lotion/powder, condoms, baby wipes, and baby nappy sacks.

Then of course there is the most important mood setter of all, moi. I have to provide the ultimate invitation. That is accomplished by a series of actions make-up, clothing, attitude. All of this is necessary to get the job done. With so many fake photos around, half the battle is won when the guy recognizes you are the girl in the photo. The rest is a matter of strategy and technique.

Most hobbyists will try every trick in the book to get something for nothing. They make it a study of escorts and are not afraid to use blackmail in the form of casually mentioning the feared-escort review as a bargaining chip to get more services from an escort.

My trick for this, is upon arrival, I let them know I have another booking and it would be in their interest to let’s get started so they can get the maximum benefit of our time together. No time for conversation to waste time before, and none to waste time after. I make sure I give them an excellent service, so there is no complaints. I usually have no appointment after, but he won’t hang about, for the simple reason, Irish punters have an abnormal fear of getting spotted by another Irish punter. I subtly make them access this fear, so they will naturally do my job for me, and bugger off well before I have to say, “Oh dear, look at the time, we had better start to clean up.”

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